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Castle Courtyard => Liar's Bench aka... Pickle Barrel => Topic started by: Humpybong on May 18, 2016, 11:11:30 PM
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A man is stranded on a desert island for 10 years.
One day a beautiful girl swims to shore in a wetsuit.
Man: "Hi! I am so happy to see you."
Girl: "Hi! It seems like you've been here a long time. How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?"
Man: "It's been 10 years!"
With this information the girl unzips a slot on the arm of her wet suit and gives the man a cigarette.
Man: "Thank you so much!"
Girl: "So tell me how long has it been since you had a drink?"
Man: "It's been 10 years!"
The girl unzips another pocket on her wet suit and comes out with a flask of 12 year old malt whisky and gives the man a drink.
Man: "Thank you so much. You are like a miracle!"
Girl (starting to unzip the front of her wet suit): "So tell me then, how long has it been since you played around?"
Man: "Oh, my God, don't tell me you've got a set of golf clubs in there, too...!"
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Three very old man were sitting on a bench in the park when a very beautiful young blond walks by
1st says I would not mind taking that one to the movies
2nd says I would not mind that one kissing me
3th one says wait a minute was nt there something else you could do to a girl as beautifull as that ?
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:) :)