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Castle Courtyard => Liar's Bench aka... Pickle Barrel => Topic started by: Humpybong on May 15, 2016, 06:46:51 PM

Title: Phrases from, and for, the Golfers among us...
Post by: Humpybong on May 15, 2016, 06:46:51 PM


An Adolf Hitler - taking two shots in a bunker

An Arthur Scargill - a great strike but a poor result

A Kate Winslett - a bit fat but otherwise perfect

A Rodney King - over-clubbed

An O.J. Simpson - somehow got away with it

A Condom - safe but didn't feel real good

A sister-in-law - up there, but I know that I shouldn't be

A Paula Radcliffe - ugly but a good runner

A Kate Moss - a bit thin

Taking a Gerry Adams - hitting a provisional ball

A nipple licker - a shot that opens up the hole

A Maradonna - a very nasty little five footer

A Salman Rushdie - an impossible read

A Rock Hudson - thought it was straight, but it wasn't

A ladyboy - Looks like an easy hole but all may not be what it seems

Putting like a gynaecologist's assistant - shaving the hole

Note on the English language, the following sounds OK but how does it read, "Where was I putting my putter?"
Title: Re: Phrases from, and for, the Golfers among us...
Post by: Triggersmob on May 15, 2016, 08:33:21 PM
:)