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Castle Courtyard => Liar's Bench aka... Pickle Barrel => Topic started by: Humpybong on April 27, 2016, 08:37:03 PM

Title: 5 Best Pick-up Line Comebacks.
Post by: Humpybong on April 27, 2016, 08:37:03 PM

Man – Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
Woman – Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.

Man – Can I buy you a drink?
Woman – I think I’d rather have the money!

Man – Will you go out with me this Saturday?
 Woman –  Sorry, I’m having a headache this weekend.

Man –  Is this seat empty?
Woman –  Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man –  So what do you do for a living?
Woman –  I’m a female impersonator.

Title: Re: 5 Best Pick-up Line Comebacks.
Post by: Triggersmob on April 27, 2016, 08:53:30 PM

One that I read this morning.

Man - Hi there, I'm God's gift to women.

Woman - I hope I kept the receipt.