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Castle Courtyard => Liar's Bench aka... Pickle Barrel => Topic started by: Humpybong on April 24, 2016, 02:02:24 PM
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Woman 1: Oh! You got a haircut! That’s so cute!
Woman 2: Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she was gave me the mirror. I mean, you don’t think it’s too fluffy looking?
Woman 1: Oh God no! No, it’s perfect. I’d love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I'm pretty much stuck with this stuff I think.
Woman 2: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you could easily get one of those layer cuts – that would look so cute I think. I was actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accent my long neck.
Woman 1: Oh – that’s funny! I would love to have your neck! Anything to take attention away from this two-by-four I have for a shoulder line.
Woman 2: Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to have your shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms – see how short they are? If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me so much easier.
Man 1: Haircut?
Man 2: Yeah.
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That's about right.
I normally ask, "Attacked by the lawnmower?" or "Had your ears lowered?" :)
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I've noticed this one guy at church always has something to say when I get my hair cut. I really don't get it. ??? I mean with all the problem's is this world all he has to worry about is my hair? ::) I get my hair cut because it get's long and I don't like long hair, never have. My wife cuts my hair, and considering after she runs me down wrestle's me to the floor, has to use one hand to hold my arms, put up with all that screaming and crying, gets all out of breath, she does pretty well with the one free hand. And the bleeding usually stops in a couple of hours. Anyone else need a haircut? ??? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D