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Castle Courtyard => Liar's Bench aka... Pickle Barrel => Topic started by: Humpybong on October 23, 2015, 07:03:48 PM

Title: My Neighbour - from the Aussie Forum
Post by: Humpybong on October 23, 2015, 07:03:48 PM

My Neighbour!

She's single... She lives right across the street. I can see her place from my kitchen window.

I watched as she got home from work this evening. I was surprised when she walked across
the street, up my driveway and knocked on the door.

I opened the door, she looked at me and said, "I just got home, and I have this strong urge to

have a good time, dance, get drunk, and make mad, passionate love. Are you doing anything?"

I quickly replied, "Nope, I'm free!"

"Great," she said. "Can you watch my dog?"

Being a senior citizen really sucks!!!

 ;D

Title: Re: My Neighbour - from the Aussie Forum
Post by: Paint Your Wagon on October 24, 2015, 01:28:51 AM

Well I got two dogs so at least the dogs can have some fun  ;)