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Castle Courtyard => Liar's Bench aka... Pickle Barrel => Topic started by: Eringobraugh on April 26, 2015, 06:40:32 PM

Title: So
Post by: Eringobraugh on April 26, 2015, 06:40:32 PM

So...A guy walks into a bar with a piano player, sits down and orders a beer. The piano player's monkey soon jumps on the bar and urinates in the guy's beer. The guy yells to the piano player, "Hey, do you know your monkey just peed in my beer?" The piano player says, "No, but if you hum a few bars, I might remember it!"

Ba dum bum!!
 

Title: Re: So
Post by: Triggersmob on April 27, 2015, 10:17:45 AM

 ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: So
Post by: Triggersmob on April 27, 2015, 10:18:28 AM

A termite walks in to a bar and says, "Bar tender?"

Title: Re: So
Post by: Templar on April 29, 2015, 09:31:15 PM

I QUIT MY JOB AT THE BANK BECAUSE I KEPT LOOSING INTEREST.........