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Castle Courtyard => Liar's Bench aka... Pickle Barrel => Topic started by: Templar on August 10, 2014, 11:29:48 AM
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AN IRISHMAN COMES INTO A BAR---SITS AT THE END OF THE BAR AND ORDERS THREE BEERS-----THE BARTENDER SETS THEM UP AND ASKS ARE YOU EXPECTING TWO MORE?
THE IRISHMAN SAYS NO---I HAVE 2 BROTHERS IN NEW YORK AND BOSTON AND WE DECIDED THAT WE WOULD ALL HAVE A BEER EACH FRIDAY LIKE WE WERE TOGETHER-----WELL THE BARTENDER THOUGHT THIS WAS OK AND THIS WENT ON EVERY FRIDAY FOR A FEW MONTHS WHEN ON ONE FRIDAY THE IRISHMAN CAME IN AND ORDERED ON 2 BEERS-----THIS THREW THE BARKEEPER OFF AND HE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY----WELL HE GOT UP HIS COURAGE AND ASKED IF ONE OF HIS BROTHERS WAS SICK OR DID ONE PASS AWAY?
WELL THE IRISHMAN SAID NO--ALL IS WELL BUT I DECIDED TO GIVE UP DRINKING...................
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AT THE IRISH WEDDING--THE BEST MAN ASKED ALL THE MEN TO MOVE OVER TO THE PERSON WHO HAD DONE THE BEST FOR THEM IN THEIR LIFE-------THE BARTENDER WAS ALMOST RUN OVER