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Castle Courtyard => Liar's Bench aka... Pickle Barrel => Topic started by: Templar on August 24, 2010, 09:20:56 PM

Title: HUMP DAY HUMOR
Post by: Templar on August 24, 2010, 09:20:56 PM

BUMPER STICKERS SEEN AROUND TOWN................
   1...THE SHORTEST SENTENCE IS "I AM"----THE LONGEST IS "I DO"
   2...DRIVER CARRIES NO CASH---HE'S MARRIED
   3...I AM NOT AN ALCOHOLIC---I AM A DRUNK----ALCOHOLICS GO TO MEETINGS
   4...JESUS IS COMING-----LOOK BUSY
   5...4 OUT OF 3 PEOPLE HAVE TROUBLE WITH FRACTIONS
   6...I CHILD-PROOFED MY HOUSE----BUT THEY STILL GET IN
   7...KEEP HONKING---I'M RELOADING
   8...WORK HARDER---MILLIONS ON WELFARE DEPEND ON YOU
   9...EVER STOP TO THINK----AND FORGET TO START AGAIN?
   10..IT'S NOT ME--IT'S YOU.

    ENJOY.....YOUR SERVANT.........THE TICKLER(http://)

Title: Re: HUMP DAY HUMOR
Post by: Humpybong on August 24, 2010, 10:16:56 PM

 ;D    ;D    ;D    ;D    ;D    :D

Title: Re: HUMP DAY HUMOR
Post by: Triggersmob on August 24, 2010, 11:18:01 PM

Thanks for the laugh, Templar.

Title: Re: HUMP DAY HUMOR
Post by: Paint Your Wagon on August 25, 2010, 12:13:41 AM

This is a Japanese English translation
Can anybody guess what they mean ( without cheating  ;D don't ask your Jap neighbour
or the internet )

(http://www.engrish.com//wp-content/uploads/2008/07/multiply-the-voice.jpg)

Title: Re: HUMP DAY HUMOR
Post by: EgCollector on August 25, 2010, 02:46:36 AM

 ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: HUMP DAY HUMOR
Post by: Triggersmob on August 25, 2010, 11:15:48 PM

P.Y.W. you've got me on that one  ???

Title: Re: HUMP DAY HUMOR
Post by: Paint Your Wagon on August 26, 2010, 05:16:02 AM

Quote from: triggersmob on August 25, 2010, 11:15:48 PM

P.Y.W. you've got me on that one  ???

I had to aks for a tranlation ( my neighbour is japanese )

It says that if you want to go to the toilet after you paid for your
purchases to inform the cashregister operator when you enter and when you leave the restrooms
( Don't ask me why though  ::)

Title: Re: HUMP DAY HUMOR
Post by: TwoShadows on August 26, 2010, 08:26:05 AM

I like #7 as it goes along with my favorite, "This Vehicle Never Carries More Than $50 in Ammo!)