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Castle Courtyard => Liar's Bench aka... Pickle Barrel => Topic started by: GregK on June 22, 2010, 10:51:38 PM

Title: Part time retirement
Post by: GregK on June 22, 2010, 10:51:38 PM
Charlie, a recently-hired, retiree-greeter at Wal-Mart, came in 5 to 15
minutes late every morning, but he was among the best of
Wal-Mart older persons.

His boss called him into his office and said: Charlie, I have to tell you,
I like your work ethic, but you are late all the time.

Yes, I know boss, and I am working on it. Charlie replied.

Well good, you are a great team player. I know you're just retired from your last job, what
did they say when you came in late there?

They said Good morning, General, can I get you a cup of Coffee, sir?