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Title: OBSERVATIONS
Post by: Templar on June 17, 2010, 01:10:00 AM

I FOUND THESE LITTLE TIDBITS SO I THOUGHT I WOULD PASS THEM ON......

1...A RUBBERBAND PISTOL WAS CONFISCATED FROM ALGEBRA CLASS BECAUSE IT WAS A WEAPON OF MATH DISRUPTION.
2...A BACKWARD POET WRITES INVERSE.
3...NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU PUSH THE ENVELOPE, IT'LL STILL BE STATIONERY.
4...A HOLE HAS BEEN FOUND IN A NUDIST CAMP WALL. THE POLICE ARE LOOKING INTO IT.
5...THE MAN WHO SURVIVED MUSTARD GAS AND PEPPER SPRAY IS NOW A SEASONED VETERAN.
6...THE SHORT FORTUNE-TELLER WHO ESCAPED FROM JAIL WAS A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE.
7...SHOW ME A MILKMAN IN HIGH HEELS AND I'LL SHOW YOU A DAIRY QUEEN.

  P.S. SMILE, IT WILL MAKE PEOPLE THINK YOU ARE UP TO SOMETHING.
YOUR FRIEND AND SERVANT............THE TEMPLAR(http://)

Title: Re: OBSERVATIONS
Post by: Pocketcoins on June 17, 2010, 03:37:59 AM

 ;D  ;D  ;D

Title: Re: OBSERVATIONS
Post by: Humpybong on June 17, 2010, 09:31:18 AM

I agree....

 ;D   ;)   ;D   ;)   ;D   ;)   ;D

Title: Re: OBSERVATIONS
Post by: Nevol on June 17, 2010, 09:50:13 AM

Hehehehe!

 :D  ;D  :D  ;D  :D  ;D

Title: Re: OBSERVATIONS
Post by: Triggersmob on June 17, 2010, 10:52:39 AM

Thanks, Joe.
It put a smile on my dial, first thing in the morning.
 :) :) :)

Title: Re: OBSERVATIONS
Post by: Nighthawk on June 17, 2010, 01:30:50 PM

 ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D

Title: Re: OBSERVATIONS
Post by: Muckeye on June 19, 2010, 10:41:34 PM

 :D Thanks Joe, I needed a laugh.
regards,  Muckeye and Gizmo.......... ;D ;D

Title: Re: OBSERVATIONS
Post by: Templar on June 20, 2010, 12:32:37 AM

REMEMBER..ANYBODY CAN BUILD A NEST...BUT ONLY A BIRD CAN LAY AN EGG...
   TEMPLAR

Title: Re: OBSERVATIONS
Post by: OldDan on June 20, 2010, 02:24:46 AM

Please explain what my local news paper meant when it read 'local politician lays egg'........ ??? ??? ???