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Title: NEW WEEK --NEW THOUGHTS--AND A LAUGH
Post by: Templar on May 16, 2010, 05:59:13 PM

WELL MY GOOD FRIENDS I FOUND A FEW THINGS TO LIGHTEN YOUR LOAD THIS WEEK........HOPE YOU LIKE THEM...............
 1.IN A DEMOCRACY IT'S YOUR VOTE THAT COUNTS. IN FEUDALISM IT'S YOUR COUNT THAT VOTES.
 2.A SIGN ON THE LAWN AT A DRUG REHAB CENTER SAID "KEEP OFF THE GRASS".
 3. WHEN CANNIBALS ATE A MISSIONARY THEY GOT A TASTE OF RELIGION.
 4.THE ROUNDEST KNIGHT IN THE CASTLE IS SIR CUMFERENCE. HE GOT THAT WAY EATING TOO MUCH PI.
 5.SHE WAS ONLY A WHISKEY MAKER, BUT HE LOVED HER STILL.
 6.I WONDERED WHY THE BASEBALL KEPT GETTING BIGGER. THEN IT HIT ME.
 7.I THOUGHT I SAW AN EYE DOCTOR ON AN ALASKAN ISLAND, BUT IT WAS ONLY AN
    OPTICAL ALEUTIAN.
 8.TWO SILK WORMS HAD A RACE. THEY ENDED UP IN A TIE.
 9. A DOG GAVE BIRTH TO PUPPIES NEAR THE SIDE OF THE ROAD AND WAS CITED FOR LITTERING..
 10. A GRENADE THROWN INTO A KITCHEN IN FRANCE WOULD RESULT IN LINOLEUM BLOWNAPART.

 ENJOY THE WEEK----KEEP A SENSE OF HUMOR---AND WALK AROUND WITH A SMILE ON
   YOUR FACE----IT MAKES PEOPLE THINK YOU KNOW SOMETHING THEY DON'T.

 YOUR FRIEND AND SERVANT..........THE TEMPLAR(http://)

Title: Re: NEW WEEK --NEW THOUGHTS--AND A LAUGH
Post by: Triggersmob on May 16, 2010, 10:48:57 PM

 ;D ;D ;D

well you made me laugh.

Thanks

Title: Re: NEW WEEK --NEW THOUGHTS--AND A LAUGH
Post by: Humpybong on May 16, 2010, 11:08:09 PM

Me 2

 :D   :D   :D   :D

Title: Re: NEW WEEK --NEW THOUGHTS--AND A LAUGH
Post by: OldDan on May 17, 2010, 02:18:49 AM

Well, that did it!  :D   Thanks templar, they are great.

Title: Re: NEW WEEK --NEW THOUGHTS--AND A LAUGH
Post by: scottishmoney on May 17, 2010, 03:22:08 AM

On the subject of outhouses, I built three 1/87th scale outhouses for my train layout - they go behind the three houses under construction at the moment.  Gees, it has been awhile since I have done the train stuff - lots of new goodies to put in your layout, outhouses, naked ladies, ladies flashing, hookers etc.  Who knew it could be so fun to sleaze up a model railroad display. ;D

Title: Re: NEW WEEK --NEW THOUGHTS--AND A LAUGH
Post by: Pocketcoins on May 17, 2010, 05:03:49 AM

I can't decide if templar has too much time on his hands is why he is writing this stuff or if I have too much time on my hands becouse I look so forward to read this stuff. Either way it makes me smile.  ;D  ;D  ;D

Title: Re: NEW WEEK --NEW THOUGHTS--AND A LAUGH
Post by: Tobyle on May 17, 2010, 07:31:05 AM

Thanks Templar for brightening up my day - love it!

Title: Re: NEW WEEK --NEW THOUGHTS--AND A LAUGH
Post by: Nevol on May 17, 2010, 08:28:35 AM

Quote from: Tobyle on May 17, 2010, 07:31:05 AM

Thanks Templar for brightening up my day - love it!

Ditto!