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Castle Courtyard => Liar's Bench aka... Pickle Barrel => Topic started by: Yass on February 14, 2010, 03:54:28 PM
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A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut?’
The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, 'About 2 hours.' The guy left.
A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, ‘How long before I can get a haircut?'
The barber looked around at the shop and said, 'About 3 hours.' The guy left.
A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut?’
The barber looked around the shop and said, 'About an hour and a half .' The guy left.
The barber turned to his friend and said, 'Hey, Bob, do me a favour. Follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back.'
A little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.
The barber asked, 'So, where does that guy go when he leaves?'
Bob looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes and said, 'Your house!’
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TWO OLD FISHERMEN WERE TALKING ABOUT THEIR SPORT......THE FIRST ONE SAID "LAST NIGHT I CAUGHT A FISH THAT WAS BIGGER THAN MY BOAT AND I HAD TO LET HIM GO"...THE SECOND FISHERMAN SAID" WHY LAST NIGHT I WAS SETTING BAIT ON MY HOOK BY LANTERN AND THIS HUGE FISH JUMPED OVER MY BOAT ,TOOK MY HOOK ,BAIT AND THE LIT LANTERN "BUT I WAS ABLE TO REEL HIM IN AND WHEN I CUT HIM OPEN---THE LANTERN WAS STILL LIT"........ AFTER A LITTLE THOUGHT, THE FIRST FISHERMAN SAID" I WILL SHAVE A FEW FEET OFF MY FISH IF YOU WILL BLOW OUT THE LANTERN ON YOURS"
THAT IS MY STORY AND I AM STUCK WITH IT--------TEMPLAR(http://)
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LOL :) :) :)