KOTCT
Castle Courtyard => Liar's Bench aka... Pickle Barrel => Topic started by: Humpybong on January 24, 2009, 10:41:21 PM
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Two little old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress.
The thin one leaned over and said,
'Life is so boring. We never have any fun anymore. For $10 I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid flower show!'
'You're on!' said the other old lady, holding up a $10 bill.
The first little old lady slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes and, completely naked, streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the front door of the flower show.
Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause and shrill whistling. Finally, the smiling and naked old lady came through the exit door surrounded by a cheering crowd.
'What happened?' asked her waiting friend.
'I won 1st prize as Best Dried Arrangement. ' ::)
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Three old men are sitting on a bench in the park when a hot young nubile prances by
Says the first : I would not mind going to dinner with that one and showing her around as a diamond on my finger
Says the second ; I would not mind going to a dance and walking her around the neighborhood and putting my fingerprints allover
Says the third one ; gee there was something else one could do with a girl like that , I forgot, what was that again ? ;)