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Castle Courtyard => Liar's Bench aka... Pickle Barrel => Topic started by: Paint Your Wagon on November 03, 2008, 01:24:34 AM

Title: Optimism and questions
Post by: Paint Your Wagon on November 03, 2008, 01:24:34 AM

What's the definition of optimism?

An investment banker who irons five shirts on a Sunday evening.


What is the capital of Iceland?

About $3.50

I tried to get cash from an ATM today, but it said "insufficient funds."

I don't know if that meant them or me.

What's the difference between an investment banker and a large pizza?

The pizza can still feed a family of four.

What does a hedge-fund manager with no fund to manage say?

Would you like fries with that sir?

wsj.com

Title: Re: Optimism and questions
Post by: Muckeye on November 03, 2008, 10:10:05 PM

Touche'
regards,

Title: Re: Optimism and questions
Post by: NumisMatty on November 04, 2008, 04:31:14 AM

So are you actually Icelandic or just visiting there?  :-[