KOTCT
Castle Courtyard => Liar's Bench aka... Pickle Barrel => Topic started by: tiddyathome on April 21, 2008, 09:34:48 PM
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This one is for the girls, but face it men you know its true ;D
1. Men are like ..Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like.Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them
4. Men are like ....Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like ...Chocolate Bars . Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ....Commercials ?....... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores . Their clothes are always 1/2 off!
8. Men are like .....Government Bonds ?.... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like .....Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like Popcorn ... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms . You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like .......Lava Lamps . Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
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;D :D ;D :D ;D good one tiddy! Sadly, all true.
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and Women are like Carpets, lay them properly the first time and you can walk all over them for the rest of your life. Only joking girls!
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Men are boys that are oversized and can spend more money on toys than before. Otherwise not much different from boys.
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????What do you mean True Nevol........this is after all only a joke and we all know jokes are not real????
Good one though.....will copy and show the wife
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D You're funny Humpy.