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Castle Courtyard => Liar's Bench aka... Pickle Barrel => Topic started by: Dumanyu on April 08, 2008, 03:42:39 PM
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WHY ITALIANS CAN'T BE PARAMEDICS...
Vinny and Sal are out in the woods hunting when suddenly, Sal grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head.
Vinny whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, I think Sal is dead! What should I do?' The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, 'Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead.'
There is a silence .. and then a shot is heard.
Vinny's voice comes back on the line, 'Okay... now what?'
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That IS funny!!!!
;D ;D ;D ;D
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Brings to mind the old story about the Scotsman who was walking in the woods hunting when a beautiful girl ran past him, totally naked.
The Scotsman said, "Are ye game Lass?"
She replied "yes," and so he shot her!!
;D ;D ;D ;D
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That is funny, but not in a "clown" sort of way (movie reference) ;)
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Hilarious! I was picturing characters from The Sopranos the whole time I was reading it, so it fit perfectly. hehe.