Through the generosity of the President and the Unted States Congress, many U.S. tax payers will receive several hundred dollars in May.
Subject: The Bush "rebate"
Spend wisely...........
How to use the rebate
As you may have heard the Bush Administration said each and every one of us
would now get a nice rebate.
If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China. If we
spend it on gasoline it will all go to the Arabs, if we purchase a computer
it will all go to India, if we purchase fruit and vegetables it will all go
to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatamala, if we purchase a good car it will all
go to Japan, if we purchase useless crap it will all go to Taiwan and none
of it will help the American economy.
We need to keep that money here in America, so the only way to keep that
money here at home is to buy prostitutes, beer and visit Indian casinos,
since those are the only businesses still in the US.