Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.
And shoots his friend dead.
Wife says "If you continue to behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends!"
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My wife and I had words,
But I didn't get to use mine.
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W hat's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when your wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,
and Panic is when both are pregnant.
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A young boy asks his Dad, "What is the difference between confident and confidential?"
Dad says, "You are my son, I'm confident about that.
Your friend over there, is also my son, that's confidential."
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Nominated as the best short joke this year...
A three-year-old boy was examining his testicles
while taking a bath.
"Mom" he asked, "are these my brains?"
"Not yet," she replied.
