Maria goes to the local psychic in the hope of contacting her dearly departed Italian Grandmother. The psychic's eyelids begin fluttering, her voice begins warbling, her hands float up above the table, and she begins moaning.
Eventually, a coherent voice emanates, saying .......
"Granddaughter? Are you there?"
Maria, wide-eyed and on the edge of her seat, responds,
"Grandmother? Is that you?"
"Yes, granddaughter, it's me." "It's really, really you, Grandmother?" the woman repeats. "Yes, it's really me, granddaughter."
The woman looks puzzled, "You're sure it's you, Grandmother?"
"Yes, granddaughter, I'm sure it's me."
The woman pauses a moment and says,
"Grandmother, I have just one question for you."
"Anything, my child."
"Grandmother, when did you learn to speak English?"
