I mowed the lawn today and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful and the drink facilitated some deep thinking on various topics.
Finally I thought about and age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a gut getting kicked in the nuts. Well after another beer and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion. A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say "It might be nice to have another child." On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, " You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case, time for another beer.
