Boy aged 4: Dad, I’ve decided to get married.
Dad: Wonderful, do you have a girl in mind?
Boy: Yes Grandma! She said she loves me, I love her too….and she’s the
best cook & story teller in the whole world!!!
Dad: That’s nice, but we have a small problem there!!
Boy: What problem?!
Dad: She happens to be my Mother. How can you marry my Mother!!?
Boy: Why not!? You married mine!!!!
