A woman and a baby were in the Doctors’ examining room waiting for the Doctor to come in for the babys’ first exam.
The doctor arrived and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle fed.
“Breast fed” she replied.
“Well, strip down to your waist” the Doctor ordered.
She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination.
Motioning for her to get dressed, the Doctor said “no wonder this baby is underweight, you don’t have any milk!”
“I know” she said, “I’m his Grandma, but I’m glad I came.”
