I was in a restaurant the other evening and I overheard three fat women talking. Their accents appeared to be Scottish, so I approached them and asked, "Hello, ladies, are you from Scotland?" One of the women corrected me and said, "It's Wales, you bloody idiot, Wales!" Embarrassed, I profusely apologized and replied, "I am very sorry! Are you three whales from Scotland?" And that's the last thing I remember.
