You most probably heard this one before but never mind:
Mum is in the kitchen getting breakfast for the family and the son comes into the kitchen in a foul mood.
Turns to mum and says "Stuff it, I am going to kick a chicken"
Mum replies "kick a chicken you won't get any eggs".
Daughter comes down into the kitchen a couple of days later in a bad mood and says to mum "I am going to kick a pig" to which mum replies "if you kick a pig you won't get any bacon or ham".
Grandpa comes down a few days later a in a real stinky mood and tells his daughter "I'm going outside to kick a cow" to which his daughter responds with "you kick a cow you will not get any beef".
Several days later, dad comes into the kitchen and kicks the cat...…………/
