Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
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The meaning of opaque is unclear.
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Broken pencils are pointless.
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Velco is a rip-off.
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Am I ambivalent ?
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Well, yes and no.
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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.
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Talk is cheap, until you hire a lawyer.
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I had some chickens going cheep.
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I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights,
so it looks like I'm the only one moving.
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I saw a subliminal advertising executive once,
but only for a split second.
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.I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.
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.A closed mouth gathers no foot.
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All generalisations are false, including this one.
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.Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
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The latest thing making headlines....
Corduroy Pillows.
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Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word ?.
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'Laughing stock' : Cattle with a sense of humour.
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Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut.
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Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
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A weasel walks into a bar. The bar-tender says
" Wow, I've never served a weasel before,
what will you have ? "
"Pop" goes the weasel.
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The ancient Romans only gathered together once a week,
because that was enough forum.
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If I got a dollar every time I thought of you,
I'd probably start thinking of you.
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I thought the dryer was making my clothes shrink,
turns out it was the refrigerator.
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Have you ever tried to eat a clock ?
I'm sure it would be time consuming.
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>>>> That's enough for one day !
