HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM, (Aussie Style) To PROTECT YOUR COINS.
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of 'Guns & Ammo' Magazine
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
Hey Blue,
We've gone for more ammo and beer. Be back within an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls;
they attacked the postman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer
took part, but it was hard to tell them apart with all the blood about. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.
Better wait outside.
Cheers,
Wacka
