Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone
under my bed at night.
So I went to a shrink and told him: “I've got problems. Every
time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared.
I think I'm going crazy.”
“Just put yourself in my care for one year" said the shrink.
"Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able
to get rid of those fears.”
“How much do you charge ?”
“Eighty dollars per visit,” replied the doctor.
“I'll sleep on it,” I said.
Six months later the doctor saw me on the street .“Why
didn't you come to see me about those fears you were
having ?” he asked.
“Well, eighty bucks a visit, three times a week for a year, is
$12,480.00. A bartender cured me for $10.00. I was so happy
to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a
new pickup truck.”
“Is that so ?” With a bit of an attitude he said, “And how,
may I ask, did a bartender cure you ?”
“He told me to cut the legs off the bed. Ain't nobody under
there now.”
It's always good to get a 2nd opinion.
