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Offline GregK

MOUTHY GALAH
June 09, 2018, 11:06:22 PM
Lady's pet Galah passes, so she goes to the pet shop for another. There is one, but has been always been in a house with four men.   She is advised that the language  is bad and its worse around Women.   Not deterred,  the Galah finds a new home.    Once home and the blanket is removed the parrot starts up.  "Wacko, look how clean this joint is, don't worry, love, the Blokes will soon have it just right".  The bird looks around, "Its  getting late when will they be in"?   Hearing nothing to the question, it pipes up again, "Hey you, yes you, are your ears painted on? I asked a specific question, I demand an answer.  Five minutes, when it had been taken out of the fridge, the parrot unleashed some most unsavoury words, so it was placed in the freezer for 20 minutes.  As it was removed, the Galah was very contrite, "Sorry Missus, I'll be good, I hate to think what that poor chicken said to you." 

 
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Re: MOUTHY GALAH
June 10, 2018, 09:50:21 AM
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Offline Humpybong

Re: MOUTHY GALAH
June 10, 2018, 10:24:46 PM

   ;D ;D

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Offline HʘʘT Owl

Re: MOUTHY GALAH
June 12, 2018, 12:42:18 AM
 ;D ;D