Nosy neighbour heard a noise next door, so he stuck his head over the fence and saw Missy (9) digging a largish hole. "whatca doing" he said. "Digging a grave for my canary" she replied. "What!, its 600mm x 600mm and 300 mm deep, why so large, who told you to make it so big" he asked? "Dad did" she said. He replied "yeah right, that figures he would tell you do it so big for just a little thing, but why so big? "Cause its inside your $3000 show cat."
