I have learned that if you upset your wife, she nags you but, if you upset her even more, you get the silent treatment.
Hello! I am the only one who thinks it's WORTH the extra effort?
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When I was in the pub last night I overheard a couple of dickheads saying that they wouldn't feel safe on an aircraft if they knew the pilot was a woman!
Sexist morons!. I mean, it's not as if she'd have to reverse the thing is it?
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When I was young I decided I wanted to be a doctor so I took the entrance exam to go to Medical School.
One of the questions asked us to rearrange the letters PNEIS into the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.
Those who answered spine are doctors today, the rest of us are collecting Coins & reading jokes on the web.
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These days about half the stuff in my shopping cart says, "For fast relief."
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Remember: You don't stop laughing because you grow old, You grow old because you stop laughing.
