2X4'S

[Templar]

A MAN COMES INTO THE HARDWARE STORE AND THE CLERK ASKS HIM IF HE NEEDS ANY HELP.......THE MAN SAYS HE WANTS TO BUY SOME WOOD......THE CLERK ASKS WHAT SIZE.........THE MAN SAYS HE WANTS SOME 4X2'S......THE CLERK SAYS "YOU WANT SOME 4X2'S?"...AND THE MAN SAYS THAT IS RIGHT...I WANT SOME 4X2'S........THE CLERK SCRATCHES HIS HEAD FOR A MOMENT AND SAYS HOW LONG DO YOU WANT THEM?........THE MAN THINKS FOR  AWHILE AND THAN SAYS "OH FOR A LONG WHILE BECAUSE I AM GOING TO BUILD A GARAGE'

i know don't give up my day job........

[Triggersmob]

Joe, is that a picture of you. LOL

[Templar]

THE COSTUME IS BORROWED BUT THOSE ARE MY REAL SHOES

[Nighthawk]

That's his Halloween costume for this year! LOL   

[Templar]

THIS FROM A GUY THAT IS SO TALL THAT HE HAS BUMPED HIS HEAD SO OFTEN HE GETS LETTERS FROM PHRENOLOGISTS (PEOPLE WHO STUDY BUMPS ON SKULLS) FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD.................THATS HOW HE COLLECTS MOST OF HIS FOREIGN STAMPS

YOUR DEAR FRIEND AND SERVANT..............THE TEMPLAR