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[Eringobraugh]

A man phones the hospital and says, "Help, my wife has gone into labor." The nurse replied, "Calm down. Is this her first child?" The man replies, "No, this is her husband."

Ba-dum-bump

[EgCollector]

 

[Nighthawk]

  FUNNY! 

[Nevol]

There was this little baby boy and a little baby girl.
the baby boy says "I'm a boy, you are a girl!"
the baby girl says "How do you know?"
the baby boy "I'll show you when the nurse leaves."
So about 10 minutes later, the nurse leaves.
So the baby boy lifts up his gown and says.........

"See, my bootees are Blue & yours are Pink!   

[Eringobraugh]

Ba-dum-bump....

[EgCollector]

There was this little baby boy and a little baby girl.
the baby boy says "I'm a boy, you are a girl!"
the baby girl says "How do you know?"
the baby boy "I'll show you when the nurse leaves."
So about 10 minutes later, the nurse leaves.
So the baby boy lifts up his gown and says.........

"See, my bootees are Blue & yours are Pink!  

A nice one too Nevol