Why can't you be like that?

[EgCollector]

Jill tells her husband, "Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door seem such a loving twosome. Every morning, when he leaves the house, he kisses her goodbye, and every evening when he comes homes, he brings her a dozen roses.

Now, why can't you do that?"

"Gosh," Jack says, "why I hardly know the girl."

 

[Eringobraugh]

I Think I just Blew Coca-Cola through my nose

[Humpybong]

I did not know you were a 'coke' sniffer eringobraugh?

       

[Yass]

Don't think he was sniffing. I think he was snorting 

[Triggersmob]

Jack and Jill went up the hill,
to fetch a pail of water.
Don't know what they did up there,
but now they've got a Daughter.

[Yass]

Jack and Jill went up the hill,
to fetch a pail of water.
Don't know what they did up there,
but now they've got a Daughter.

Jil the dill forgot the pill 

[Topher]

This reminds me of the old Rodney Dangerfield joke where he and a friend pass by a dog licking himself (the way dogs do) and Rodney says to his friend, "I wish I could do that".  His friend replies, "maybe if you pet him, he'll let you."  Ba-dum dum.