What's the definition of optimism?
An investment banker who irons five shirts on a Sunday evening.
What is the capital of Iceland?
About $3.50
I tried to get cash from an ATM today, but it said "insufficient funds."
I don't know if that meant them or me.
What's the difference between an investment banker and a large pizza?
The pizza can still feed a family of four.
What does a hedge-fund manager with no fund to manage say?
Would you like fries with that sir?
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