'We in Ireland can't figure out why you people are even bothering to hold
an election in the United States .
On one hand, you had a pants wearing female lawyer, married to another
lawyer who can't seem to keep his pants on, who just lost a long and heated
primary against a ........
.... lawyer, who goes to the wrong church, who is married to yet another
lawyer, who doesn't even like the country her husband wants to run!
Now...On the other side, you have a nice old war hero whose name starts with
the appropriate 'Mc' terminology, ......
.......married to a good looking younger woman who owns a BEER
distributorship!!
What in God's name are ya lads thinkin over in the colonies!
??
It's a NO BRAINER.