Earthquake in Lebanon

[Yass]

A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale has hit Lebanon.

Two million Lebanese have died and over a million are injured.

The country is totally ruined and the government doesn't know where to start with providing help to rebuild.

The rest of the world is in shock.

The United States is sending troops to help.

Saudi Arabia is sending oil.

Latin American countries are sending supplies.

The small island country of New Zealand is sending sheep, cattle and food crops.

The European community (except France) is sending money.

The Asian continents are sending labour to assist in rebuilding infrastructure.

The Australians, not to be outdone, are sending two million replacement Lebanese.
 
God Bless Our Aussie generosity.

[Triggersmob]

Now all we need are earthquakes in Viet-nam, China, Italy, Greece, New Zealand, ................

[Humpybong]

             

[TwoShadows]

The U.S. is sending a few million Mexicans who need the work. Won't have to worry about passports as they know how to get in with out them!!!

[Paint Your Wagon]

Belgium will probably send a plane load full of Paracommandos to help regulate traffic control and an airplane full of sugur 50 pound bags

The Flemish voluntiers may send 6 doctors , nurses and dogs specialised in finding buried humans 

[Topher]

The Australians, not to be outdone, are sending two million replacement Lebanese.

My old neighbourhood would have turned into a ghost town!   

[Paint Your Wagon]

If the earthquake hat hit Marocco or Algeria we could have sent a million
Our total population is like 11 million
How men warm bodies are inhabiting Australia ? Please do not count roos cause I mean the walking variety Homo Sapiens 

[JoseMartins]

Now all we need are earthquakes in Viet-nam, China, Italy, Greece, New Zealand, ................

...and England...

We should have about 1/2 million of those around here, don't want to work, don't learn the language and are always in drunk condition..., i don't know how many times a week i hear "can you spare me an euro, sir?" with a cockney accent! 

Jose 

[Triggersmob]

>"can you spare me an euro, sir?"   

At least they ask nicely. LOL

I used to be one of those, but I'm a naturalised Aussie now, and I have learn't the language.
So not a true blue,but she'll be right cobber.

[Nevol]

Our total population is like 11 million
How men warm bodies are inhabiting Australia ?

Approx 21 million Aussies.

[Paint Your Wagon]

Our total population is like 11 million
How men warm bodies are inhabiting Australia ?

Approx 21 million Aussies.

Hey you really got space left
We are 11 million in a place smaller then a US state 

[scottishmoney]

I know of several ex-Aussies, including one very hot chiquita I knew in High School.

[CoinCrusader42]

21 million Aussies.

11 million Belguins.

New York City and surrounding area has an estimeated 24 million.

Here, in all of western Colorado, we have perhaps 200,000.  Nice to live in a place where it's still possible to go places and see wide open spaces, and very few to no people.

I would love to visit Australia someday.  I would assume most of the population lives on the sea coast, and very few in the interior.

 

[Triggersmob]

Your assumption is correct. We are a nation of fringe dwellers.

[TwoShadows]

If that is the case I would have to apply for residency in the interior. The outback would be the place for me!