careful what you say

[tiddyathome]

The Vicar’s Salary.


The local Vicar explains that he must move on to a larger
congregation that will pay him more.
There is a hush within the congregation. No one wants him to leave.

Mike Smith, who owns car dealerships in Adelaide, Pt. Lincoln and Mt. Gambier,
stands up and proclaims: 'If the Vicar stays, I will provide him with a new Holden
every year and his wife with a Honda  to transport their children!'

The congregation sighs in appreciation and applauds.

Sam Brown, a successful entrepreneur and publican, stands and says,
'If the Vicar will stay on here, I'll personally double his salary and establish
a foundation to guarantee private secondary school education of his children!'
 
More sighs and loud applause.

 
Agnes Jones, age 88, stands and announces with a smile,
'if the Vicar stays, I will give him a night of passion.'

 
There is total silence.

 
The Preacher, blushing, asks her:
'Mrs. Jones, whatever possessed you to say that?'

 
Agnes's 90-year old husband, Joe, is now trying to hide,
holding his forehead with the palm of his hand and shaking
his head from side to side, while his wife replies:
 
'Well, I just asked my husband how we could help,
and he said, '#@%^ the Vicar'.
 

[Humpybong]

         

I like it.....good one tiddyathome


          

[AdamL]

LOL. I like that one.

[Paint Your Wagon]

I like it cause I said the same when the retired pastor had the nerve to come and ask my wife he
could come and eat at our place every noon since by getting retired he lost his free maid .

Reminds me of this austerity joke

Bishop visits pastor and finds an empty living room
Pastor serves tea and asks his maid to go on hand and feet and they use her back as a table
Bishop says very commendable all this austerity but how do you sleep
Pastor says very simple I just turn over the table