Men are like............

[tiddyathome]

This one is for the girls, but face it men you know its true

1. Men are like ..Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like.Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them
4. Men are like ....Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like ...Chocolate Bars . Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ....Commercials ?....... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores . Their clothes are always 1/2 off!
8. Men are like .....Government Bonds ?.... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like .....Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like Popcorn ... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms . You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like .......Lava Lamps . Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

[Nevol]

    good one tiddy!  Sadly, all true.

[Triggersmob]

and Women are like Carpets, lay them properly the first time and you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.  Only joking girls!

[scottishmoney]

Men are boys that are oversized and can spend more money on toys than before.  Otherwise not much different from boys.

[Humpybong]

?What do you mean True Nevol........this is after all only a joke and we all know jokes are not real?


Good one though.....will copy and show the wife

    

[Nevol]

    You're funny Humpy.