New US Government Seal

[Humpybong]

New Government Seal:

                           

 

Official Announcement:

 

The US government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed!

 

Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!

[Paint Your Wagon]

Wow

Most forums would banish you for being so accurate since they want only posts that adevertisers approve of

Now you should also publish the seal they use at home out of their official capacity ; this  being a pure silver or gold seal 

[TwoShadows]

Now if we could just convice all the fools standing in line to praise our APPOINTED Presidential candidates that they are getting used like the above mentioned items! I am sure these come in assorted colors?