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Castle Courtyard => Liar's Bench aka... Pickle Barrel => Topic started by: Humpybong on November 01, 2019, 10:59:21 PM

Title: Lost In Translation ( The Trials of Traveling Abroad )
Post by: Humpybong on November 01, 2019, 10:59:21 PM

At a travel agency in Shanghai, I asked the Chinese girl behind the counter if she could escort me on a city tour and asked her for her mobile number so I could call her to make arrangements.
 
She gave me a big smile, nodded her head and said, "For sex sex, wan free sex, for tonigh free."
 
I replied, "Wow, you Chinese women are really hospitable!"
 
A guy standing next to me overheard, tapped me on the shoulder and said, "Don't get excited. What she said was: 466 136 4293!"

Title: Re: Lost In Translation ( The Trials of Traveling Abroad )
Post by: HʘʘT Owl on November 02, 2019, 11:34:31 PM

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D